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		<title>Deadly parakeet of death!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[After many months away from &#8220;space monkey manifesto&#8221;, I am making my triumphant return. In my mind, this is accompanied by the Queen classic&#8230; &#8220;FLASH! AwwwAW! Saviour of the uniVERSE!&#8221; Why have I chosen this day to rekindle your love of my written word? One word for ya: It&#8217;s summer vacation.
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		<title>know your rights?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:02:48 +0000</pubDate>
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In honor of the oppressed who gained some level of voice and empowerment in last night&#8217;s election, I decided to wear my Clash &#8220;Know Your Rights&#8221; t-shirt today. Ione and I were brushing our teeth (actually, I was brushing my teeth and she was just hanging out on the toilet) when she saw my shirt [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jimfox.wordpress.com&blog=3674241&post=193&subd=jimfox&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>donut eats waffle</title>
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&#8220;No, Ione. Eggos do not have crusts. Ione, please keep your Eggo crusts on your plate.&#8221;
&#8220;My name is donut!&#8220;
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		<title>family update: the donut strikes back</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, I have a deadly infection of dog butt and slobber coursing through my veins at this very moment. I just wanna warn you, this is going to be a long post. It&#8217;s been a couple of weeks since I last wrote and a lot has happened. I&#8217;ve got enough material for a week&#8217;s worth [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jimfox.wordpress.com&blog=3674241&post=152&subd=jimfox&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[I started my Saturday morning by doing some dishes. I came a cross a pink plastic bowl filled with ice. &#8220;This is strange,&#8221; I thought. I began melting the ice, and there, tucked neatly in the middle of an icy grave was some sort of fruit. It looked like a huge green olive, but lo [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jimfox.wordpress.com&blog=3674241&post=124&subd=jimfox&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>parental disaster</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 06:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I don’t like this park. It’s scary!”
“What’s scary, sweetie? The jungle gym, or the other kids?”
“There’s too many kids!”
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		<title>public urination</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I wake up in the morning my primary objective is getting a cup of coffee. Unfortunately, I usually have to delay that gratification in order to make room for said cup of coffee by emptying my bladder. This morning was no different.
Why didn&#8217;t I just lock the door?
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		<title>why does she have a fu manchu?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 17:29:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t even bother asking&#8230;
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		<title>what one does in/to a tree</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:15:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Daddy&#8230; knock, knock.
Who&#8217;s there, Ione?
Erika and JiiiIIiiim kissing in a tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Erika fell out
and, Jim kissed the treeEEE!
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		<title>ione&#8217;s shoes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 17:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Daddy, I can get myself out of the bath.&#8221;
&#8220;OK, but don&#8217;t monkey around. The floor&#8217;s slippery and you &#8216;ll fall and get hurt.&#8221;
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